eMarine

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Wondering why????

> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now. . . >
No Jesus,> No Christmas.> No television,> No cheerleaders,> No baseball,> No football,> No hockey,> No golf,> No tailgate parties,> No Walmart,> No Home Depot,> No pork BBQ,> No hot dogs,> No burgers,> No chocolate chip cookies.> No lobster,> No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,> No gumbo,> No jambalaya.> No Beer.> > Rags for clothes and towels for hats.> Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.> > More than one wife.> > You can't shave.> > Your wives can't shave.> > You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.> Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey.> But your donkey has a better disposition.>

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!> >

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Brett Deimler